tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-77462931949613275312024-03-13T10:31:48.074-07:00Le Boulevard de la ParodieSi comme moi vous avez été traumatisé dans votre enfance par les émissions de variétés que regardaient vos parents, si les quotas de 40 % de chansons françaises à la radio sont pour vous une souffrance, si les comédies musicales vous font horreur, et si vous pensez que les Enfoirés portent bien leur nom pour les dommages qu'ils causent à nos oreilles ; ce blog est pour vous. Mais j'invite aussi cordialement les amateurs de variété française à jeter un œil sur mes parodies.Ghislainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02933480400620446637noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7746293194961327531.post-41359093216391563262014-09-28T05:06:00.000-07:002014-09-28T05:06:42.948-07:00Ouverture de la chasse<br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">Je profite du fait que la chasse ait repris dans dans la plupart des départements pour glisser une petites parodie de Michel Delpech. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">A la question "quel est la différence entre bon et un mauvais chasseur ?", je répondrais qu'un bon chasseur est un chasseur qui ne tire pas sur tout ce qui bouge, et qui respecte un minimum la nature ; tout le contraire du tire au flanc de ma parodie !</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><b>Michel Belle Dèche : Le Grand Carnage</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">(Michel Delpech : Les oies sauvages)</span><br />
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<i style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;">Il est parfois bon de mettre sa conscience écologique de côté, pour se défouler le temps d'une chanson. Amoureux des oiseaux s'abstenir.</span></i><br />
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<span style="font-size: medium;"><u>Chanson
originale :</u> </span><u style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 20px;">Parodie :</u></div>
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<span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Il
était cinq heures du matin </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Il était dix heures du matin<i>*</i></span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">On
avançait dans les marais </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">On avançait surexcités</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Couverts
de brume </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">En quête de plumes</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">J'avais
mon fusil dans les mains </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">J'avais mon fusil dans les mains</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Un
passereau prenait au loin </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Un air de bandit de grand ch'min</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">De
l'altitude </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Dans l’attitude</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Les
chiens pressées </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Les chiens pressées </span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Marchaient devant M</span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica; font-size: 15px;">ontraient les dents,</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Dans
les roseaux S</span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">ortaient leurs crocs</span><br /><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">(<u>Refrain:)</u> </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">(</span><u style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Refrain:)</u><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Par
dessus l'étang </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Par dessus l'étang</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Soudain
j'ai vu </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Soudain j'ai vu</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Passer
les oies sauvages </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Passer une oie sauvage</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Elles
s'en allaient </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Je l'ai canardée</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Vers
le midi </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Dans un grand bruit</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">La
Méditerranée </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Une balle l'a terrassée</span><br /><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Un
vol de perdreaux </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Un vol de perdreaux</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Par
dessus les champs </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">N'a pas eu le temps</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Montait
dans les nuages </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">D'atteindre les nuages</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">La
forêt chantait </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Les oiseaux tombaient</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Le
soleil brillait </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Et les balles sifflaient</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Au
bout des marécages </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">C'était un vrai carnage</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Avec
mon fusil dans les mains </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Avec mon fusil dans les mains</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Au
fond de moi je me sentais </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Au fond de moi je me sentais</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Un
peu coupable </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Invulnérable</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Alors
je suis parti tout seul </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Alors je suis parti tout seul</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">J'ai
emmené mon épagneul </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica; font-size: 15px;">J</span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica; font-size: 11pt;">'ai emmené mon épagneul</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">En
promenade </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Tuer la pintade</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Je
regardais </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Je dégommais</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Le
bleu du ciel </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Les hirondelles</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Et
j'étais bien </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Par paquets d'vingts</span><br /><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">(Refrain) </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">(Refrain)</span><br /><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Et
tous ces oiseaux </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">J'épiais ces oiseaux</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Qui
étaient si bien </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Avec entrain</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Là-haut
dans les nuages </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Paré pour l’abatage</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">J'aurais
bien aimer les accompagner </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Je les retrouvais la tête dans l'fossé</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Au
bout de leur voyage </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Du sang dans le plumage</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Oui
tous ces oiseaux </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Oui tous ces oiseaux</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Qui
étaient si bien </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Qui ne servaient à rien</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Là-haut
dans les nuages </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Juraient dans l'paysage</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">J'aurais
bien aimer </span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Ça f'ra de bonnes volailles </span><br /><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Les accompagner P</span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica; font-size: 15px;">our accompagner</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica;">Au
bout de leur voyage </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica; font-size: 15px;">Les nouilles et le potage</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, Helvetica; font-size: 15px;"><i>*Je trouvais que cinq heures c'était trop tôt, même pour un chasseur</i></span></div>
Ghislainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02933480400620446637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7746293194961327531.post-50102136799470896242014-05-10T08:47:00.000-07:002014-05-10T08:50:12.753-07:00L'Eurovision (d'horreur)<br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"> A l'instar de l'Euro de football, l'Eurovision a au moins le mérite de faire s'affronter un continent par d'autres biais que la guerre ; bien que parfois, l'écoute de certaines chansons puisse faire regretter le bruit des canons. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, Times New Roman, serif;"> Vous serez étonné d'apprendre que la France a déjà gagné l'Eurovision 5 fois, et que c'est un des pays les plus titré ; mais ces victoires ont eu lieu dans les années 60-70, et depuis la France a sombré dans un interminable marasme, qui la voit flirter régulièrement avec les dernières places du classement.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> Face à cet échec persistant, les responsables français du concours ont souhaité, cette année, se dédouaner de la responsabilité du choix du candidat, en laissant cette tâche ingrate au public, et là-dessus on ne peut pas les blâmer. C'est donc avec réticence que les gens découvraient, il y a quelques mois les 3 spécimens musicaux sélectionnés. Faire un choix parmi ces chanteurs de foire, revenait en quelque sorte, à choisir entre la peste le choléra et le tétanos. Mais c'est finalement le "Twin twin" qui a été retenu, une maladie qui confine à la folie, à voir le look déjanté et l'état "d'esprit" du groupe. La France a donc choisi la stratégie du "perdu pour perdu autan persévérer dans la médiocrité", en espérant qu'un malentendu la fasse remonter dans le classement. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> Mais soyons fair-play, nos chanteurs improbables finiront peut-être dans les 10 derniers, si l'on tient compte de leur musique, en revanche, si les juges se focalisent sur les paroles, ils auront du mal à éviter la dernière place. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"> Je souhaite donc bonne chance aux téléspectateurs qui pour une raison ou pour un autre seront amené à visionner tout ou partie de l'émission ce soir ; et je compatis envers les deux présentateurs, Cyril Féraud et Natacha St-Pier, qui devront subir cette épreuve jusqu'au bout, sans pause. Combien de temps mettront-ils avant de partir dans des commentaires délirants, pour tromper l'ennui ?</span></div>
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Mais pour l'heure, voici une parodie de "La musique" de Nicoletta, chanson qui aurait très bien pu concourir pour l'Eurovision des années 60-70 :<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>Nicoletta : Amnésique</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: x-large;">(Nicoletta : La musique)</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: medium;"><u>Chanson
originale :</u> <u>Amnésique:</u></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Moi
qui brûlais ma vie </span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Moi qui brûlais d'envie</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Aux
quatre coins des nuits </span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Que l'on rejoigne le lit</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Qui
marchais sans but </span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Qui regardais sans but</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Au
long de l'ennui </span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Ce show de l'ennui</span><br /><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Moi
qui ne croyais rien </span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Moi qui ne croyais en rien</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Qu'à
ces petits matins </span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">En voyant ces crétins</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">A
l'aube on peut croire </span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">J'ai bien fini de croire</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Aux
rêves de gloire </span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Aux chansons d'un soir</span><br /><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Moi
qui ne croyais rien </span></span>L<span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">es grecs, Les ukrainiens</span></span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Aujourd'hui
crois en mon destin </span></span><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Qui chantent même s'ils n'ont rien</span></span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Pour
trouver la vérité </span></span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">Les scandinaves, les irlandais </span><br />
<span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">Il
me suffisait de chanter </span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">M'énervent à toujours gagner</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">{Refrain} </span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">{Refrain}</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Pour
moi la musique </span></span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">Je suis amnésique</span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> </span><br />
<span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Oui,
la musique </span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Oui, amnésique</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Je
le sais sera la clé </span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Je n'arrive plus à m'rappeler</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">De
l'amour, de l'amitié </span></span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">Quand la France a pu gagner</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br /></span></span></span>
<span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Pour
moi la musique </span></span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">Je suis amnésique</span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"> </span><br />
<span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Oui,
la musique </span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Oui, amnésique</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Je
le sais sera la clé </span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Tous ces chanteurs bras cassés</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">De
l'amour, de l'amitié </span></span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">Il vaut mieux les oublier</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 11pt;"><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Alors
toi mon ami </span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Un crooner azéri</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Dont
les jours sont de pluie </span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">A fait tombé la pluie</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">D'heures
toutes perdues </span></span><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Ces heures toutes perdues</span></span><br />Écoute<span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">
et souris </span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Ecoute et subit</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Oui
souris à la vie </span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Entendant mes moqueries</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Oublie
tous tes ennuis M</span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">a compagne me dit :</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Ne
sois plus triste </span></span>« S<span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">ois pas égoïste</span></span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Le
rêve existe </span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Fait pas l'autiste</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Ne
cherche pas trop loin </span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Ne traite pas trop de gredin</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Ce
qui est au creux de ta main </span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Ces pauvres jazzmans roumains</span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Regarde
le soleil briller </span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Regarde les projos briller</span><br />Écoute<span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">
les oiseaux chanter </span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Et écoute les nigauds chanter »</span><br /><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Pour
toi la musique </span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Je suis amnésique </span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">{Refrain} </span></span></span><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px;">{Refrain}</span><br />
<span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11pt;">(et je rajouterais ) C'est
pathétique </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"> Oui, pathétique</span></span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"> Même
nos chanteurs confirmés</span></span><br /><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"> Se
font vite réexpédier</span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br /></span></span></span>
<span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"> C'est pathétique</span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"> Oui, pathétique</span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"> Et toutes ces minorités<i>*</i></span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"> Qui viennent se faire humilier</span></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: 11pt;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><br /></span></span></span>
<span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: tahoma, helvetica, arial, sans-serif;"><i><span style="font-size: 11pt;">* des bretons des corses, des antillais,...etc...qu'on a envoyé au casse-pipe de l'eurovision, au nom de la diversité culturelle, avec toujours le même résultat</span><span style="font-size: 11pt;">.</span></i></span></span></div>
Ghislainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02933480400620446637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7746293194961327531.post-52708672254744212432014-03-08T09:11:00.000-08:002014-03-08T09:11:41.540-08:00Ma contribution à la journée de la femme<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"><i>Bonjour,</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"><i>A l'occasion de la journée des droits de la femme, </i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"><i>je tenais à rendre hommage, à ma façon à ces êtres singuliers et attachants que sont les femmes. J'ai donc concocté une petite parodie de "La liste" de la chanteuse "Rose" (pour ceux qui s'en souviennent, en bien ou mal). Les propos volontairement machistes dans les deux premiers couplets, et surtout le refrain, sont contrebalancés par la révolte de la ménagère dans le troisième.</i></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: large;"><i><br /></i></span>
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: x-large;"><b><br /></b></span>
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: x-large;"><b>Prose : La lisse (la femme lisse)</b></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: x-large;">Rose : la liste</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: x-large;"><br /></span>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><u>Chanson originale :</u> <u>La lisse :</u></span></div>
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Aller à un concert Mettre le couvert<br />Repeindre
ma chambre en vert Quand tu reste à rien faire<br />Boire de la vodka Boire de la Badoit<br />Aller chez Ikea Pour garder le bon poids<br />Mettre
un décolleté Mettre un décolleté<br />Louer un meublé Pour t’amener le café<br />Et puis tout massacrer Et puis te remercier<br /><br />Pleurer
pour un rien Te rejoindre dans le bain<br />Acheter un chien Acheter du vin<br />Faire semblant d'avoir mal Quand tu lis ton journal<br />Et
mettre les voiles Descendre le linge sale<br />Fumer beaucoup trop T'amener ta Kanterbraü<br />Prendre le métro Te laisser faire des rots<br />Et
te prendre en photo Et te gratter le dos<br /><br />Jeter tout par les fenêtres Veiller sur ton bien-être<br />T'aimer de
tout mon être Récurer les toilettes<br />Je ne suis bonne qu'à ça Je ne suis bonne qu'à ça<br />Est ce que ça
te dé-çoit ? Puisque c’est toi le roi !<br />J'ai rien trouver de mieux à faire Je suis la parfaite ménagère<br />Et ça
peut paraître bien ordinaire Et je ramasse même tes slips parterre<br />Et c'est la liste des choses que je
veux faire Oui c'est la liste des choses que je veux faire</div>
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Avec toi Avec toi<br /><br />Te faire mourir de rire Faire semblant de rire </div>
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Aspirer tes
soupirs Aspirer sans rien dire<br />M'enfermer tout le jour Te répéter chaque jour<br />Ecrire des mots d'amour Que tu fais bien l'amour<br />Boire
mon café noir Faire des choses dans le noir<br />Me lever en retard Me lever en retard<br />Pleurer sur un trottoir Et marcher en canard<br /><br />Me
serrer sur ton coeur Faire la cuisine au beurre<br />Pardonner tes erreurs Rattraper tes erreurs<br />Jouer de la
guitare T'accueillir en peignoir<br />Danser sur un comptoir Quand tu reviens du bar<br />Remplir un caddie Garder un air ravi</div>
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Avoir une petite fille Quand tu dis des conneries<br />Et passer mon permis Repasser tes habits<br /><br />Jeter tout par les fenêtres Veiller sur ton bien-être<br />T'aimer de tout mon être Récurer les toilettes<br />Je ne suis bonne qu'à ça Je ne suis bonne qu'à ça<br />Est ce que ça te dé-çoit ? Puisque c’est toi le roi !<br />J'ai rien trouvé de mieux à faire Je suis la parfaite ménagère<br />Et ça peut paraitre bien ordinaire Et je ramasse même tes slips parterre<br />Et c'est la liste des choses que je veux faire Oui c'est la liste des choses que je veux faire</div>
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Avec toi Avec toi<br /><br />ha ha aïe ha<br />ha ya aïe ha<br />ha ya aïe ha<br />ha ha aïe ha<br /><br />Je sais je suis trop naïve Tu dis que je suis trop naïve<br />De dresser la liste non exhaustive Attend qu'j't'en colle une dans les gencives<br />De toutes ces choses que je voudrais faire Tu feras p't'être un peu moins ton fier </div>
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</div>
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Avec toi Après ça<br /><br />T'embrasser partout Te pousser à bout<br />S'aimer quand on est saouls Te réclamer des sous<br />Regarder les infos Mettre tes sites pornos<br />Et fumer toujours trop Sur le mail de ton boulot<br />Eveiller tes soupçons Éveiller tes soupçons<br />Te demander pardon Ignorer ton pardon<br />Et te traiter de con Et te traiter de con<br /><br />Avoir un peu de spleen Ne plus faire la cuisine<br />Ecouter Janis Joplin Ni laver tes joggings<br />Te regarder dormir Te regarder partir<br />Me regarder guérir Me regarder guérir<br />Faire du vélo à deux Te savoir à milles lieues<br />Se dire qu'on est heureux Loin du cœur, loin des yeux<br />Emmerder les envieux Me sentir beaucoup mieux</div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace; font-size: x-large;"><br /></span>Ghislainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02933480400620446637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7746293194961327531.post-90547380364404428142013-12-21T09:03:00.000-08:002015-10-28T07:56:21.399-07:00Les mé-chants de noël<div style="text-align: justify;">
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>(Ceci est une fausse pub)</i></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>Marre d'entendre vos enfants s'impatienter durant les fêtes de noël ?</i></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>Acheter leur la compil les "<span style="color: #cc0000;"><b>Mé-chants de noël</b></span><b></b>", la compil qui horripile. Terrorisés, il n'oserons plus la ramener des vacances, enchainant les cauchemars les plus atroces ; mais vous au moins vous aurez la paix ! ...et ça, ça n'a pas de prix. Je vous invite donc à découvrir les chants de Noël sous un autre jour (mauvais en l’occurrence).Ils mettront une ambiance d'enterrement dans vos plus belles fête de famille.</i></span></span></div>
<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i><br /></i></span></span>
<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>Retrouvez les grands classiques :</i></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #cc0000;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">DÉRIVE LE VENT </span></b></span><br />
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<![endif]--><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: red; font-family: "Baskerville Old Face","serif"; font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;"></span></b><span style="color: #cc0000;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Petit papa Abdel</span></b>
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<span style="color: #cc0000;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">TROIS ROMS</span></b></span></div>
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<![endif]--><span style="color: #cc0000;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="color: #cc0000;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Trois roms sont venus ce soir</span></b></span></span></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: #cc0000;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Il est niais le divin enfant</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: #cc0000;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Il est niais le divin enfant</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: #cc0000;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Allez au bois, de façon discrète</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: #cc0000;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Il est niais le divin enfant</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: #cc0000;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Échangez-le moi contre un manant</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: #cc0000;"><i><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="color: black;">...et sa version gothique :</span> </span></span></span></i><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"></span></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: #cc0000;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">IL EST MORT LE DIVIN ENFANT </span></b></span></div>
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<![endif]--><span style="color: #cc0000;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Il est mort le divin enfant</span></b>
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<span style="color: #cc0000;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Il est mort le divin enfant</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: #cc0000;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Il est mort prématurément</span></b></span></div>
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<span style="color: #cc0000;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face","serif"; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">Il est mort le divin enfant</span></b></span></div>
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<br />Ghislainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02933480400620446637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7746293194961327531.post-31746017860695450332013-11-25T09:08:00.000-08:002013-11-25T09:08:24.932-08:00Parodie Pop-rock<br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">Salut aux amateurs de parodies !</span></i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"> </span></i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">Depuis la rentrée, j'ai ajouté une deuxième parodie de <b>Calogéro "Wallah"</b>, sur la vie d'un pickpocket magrhebin ; et une parodie supplémentaire de <b>Roch voisine</b> qui se fait envouter par la vampire d'Underworld,<b> Sélène.</b>Un autre Stephan Eisher devrait bientôt suivre...</span></i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">Sinon je suis heureux d'accueillir l'illustre rouquine <b>Mylène Farmer</b>, la Vilaine fermière, dans mon Panthéon de la parodie. Vous verrez qu'avec l'âge, les soirées ne lui réussissent plus autan qu'avant!</span></i></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><i><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br /></span></i></span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><i>Mais j'aimerais montrer que je suis capable aussi de parodier les chansons que j'aime, c'est pourquoi je vous propose une parodie en français du fameux <b>"Creep"</b> de <b>Radiohead</b>, un des grands standard pop-rock, intitulée : <b>J't'ai en grippe</b>.</i></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><i>Ça parle de deux jeunes qui jouent les racailles <b>;</b> mais l'un d'eux va malheureusement aller trop loin.</i></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><i><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk" target="_blank">lien vers la chanson originale</a></i></span></span><br />
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<![endif]--><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="line-height: 115%;">Radiohead : </span></span><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"><span></span>J’t’ai en
grippe</span></span></span></b></div>
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="line-height: 115%;">(Radiohead
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<u><span style="font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Chanson
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<br /></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">When you
were here before </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">Quand on revenait du sport</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"></span>Couldn't look you in the eye </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">On faisait nos racailles</span> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">You're just like an angel </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">J’te prêtais mon laguiole</span> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Your skin makes me cry </span></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"></span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: FR; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"> <span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Tu
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</span></span><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">You float like a feather </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"></span><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">T’harcelais mon cocker<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"></span></span></span></span> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">In a beautiful world </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">Jusqu’à
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">I wish I was special </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">Tu pointais ton pistole</span> </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">You're so fucking special </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">Puis tu m’tapotais l’épaule</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"> </span>
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But I'm a creep </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">Mais<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>j’t’ai en grippe</span> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">I'm a weirdo </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">T’es pas reglo</span> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">What the hell am I doing here? </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">J’te suis plus dans tes délires</span> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">I don't belong here </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">J’ai rien d’autre à t’dire</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"> </span>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">I want a perfect soul </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">Imbibés d’alcool</span> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">I want you to notice </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">Tu voulais qu’il nous ramasse</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"></span>When
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">You're so fucking special </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">Alors t’a perdu l’contrôle</span> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">I wish I was special </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">Tu lui as dégommé l’épaule<br />
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<br />
But I'm a creep </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">Mais<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>j’t’ai en grippe</span> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">I'm a weirdo </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">T’es pas reglo</span> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">What the hell I'm doing here? </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">J’te suis plus dans tes délires</span> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">I don't belong here </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">J’ai rien d’autre à t’dire<br />
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<br />
She's running out the door </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">En moi, les cris éclatent encore</span> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">She's running out </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">Les cris éclatent</span> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">She runs runs runs runs </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">Ils résonnent résonnent résonnent</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Runs </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">Résonnent</span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;"> </span>
<br />
Whatever makes you happy </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">Quand j’ai vu son corps sans vie</span> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">Whatever you want </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">J’ai pris la tangente<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"></span></span> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">You're so very special </span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">Tu feras ton cake en taule</span> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;">I wish I was special </span><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">Avec tes marques sur l’épaule </span></span></div>
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What the hell am I doing here? <span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"></span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-ansi-language: EN-US;"><span style="font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%;">J’te suis plus dans tes délires</span></span><br />
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<br />Ghislainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02933480400620446637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7746293194961327531.post-25344180528571874822013-06-10T09:19:00.000-07:002013-08-03T03:52:10.051-07:00Les séries françaises<br />
<i><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;">Bonsoir !</span></span></span></i><br />
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<i><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;">Vous êtes-vous déjà demandé quels programmes il y avait à la télé les jour où il n'y a rien à regarder (soit la plupart du temps) ? </span></span></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;">la réponse est simple : des séries françaises. </span></span></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;">Je dois admettre qu'aucune ne m'a jamais intéressé, d'où l'intérêt de les parodier. M</span>es propositions de parodies auront au moins le mérite d'apporter un<span style="font-size: large;">e</span> touche d'<span style="font-size: large;">originalité et de dérision dans cet univers plutôt fade.</span></span></span></i></div>
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<i><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;">Nous commencerons par plusieurs<span style="font-size: large;"> d<span style="font-size: large;">étournements<span style="font-size: large;"> de séries policiè<span style="font-size: large;">res ou pseudo-policières</span>, dans lesquelles le n<span style="font-size: large;">om du héros passe du féminin au masculin (ou inversement<span style="font-size: large;">), mais aussi <span style="font-size: large;">souvent de la justice au crime.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></i></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Joséphine ange gardien >---> Joseph ange gredin</span></b></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: small;">On ne le voit jamais, mais cette ange déchu à la solde du diable, est à l'origine de tous les drames sociaux que doit résoudre cette "fée" improbable qu'est Joséphine, incarnée par Minie Maty. Il sème la discorde dans les familles et les couples fragiles, il influence des personnes dépressives ou imprudentes pour qu'elles aient des accidents mortels ou handicapants... Bref le parfait petit nain puéril qui pourrit la vie d'autrui.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">>---> Joseph ange gardien de prison</span> </b></span></span></span></span></span></span><i><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></span> </span></span></i><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Une sorte de remake de Prison Break inversé, avec un "héros" geolier discret et taciturne.C'est un rôle sur mesure pour Passe-partout, l'expert en clés. Cependant son mutisme apparent ne l'empêche pas, de temps en temps, de donner des concerts de rock privés, dans la salle du réfectoire, pour le plus grand plaisir des détenus (Passe-partout est effectivement un rockeur né). </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Julie Lescaut >---> Jules l'escroc</b></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Jules est à la tête d'une organisation criminelle, en région parisienne, regroupant une trentaine de collaborateurs et sbires, qui à travers des sociétés aussi variées que des compagnies d'assurances, des sociétés de conseil financier, des installateurs de panneaux solaires, garagistes, plombiers et électriciens peu scrupuleux, récolte des sommes considérables. Une fois son travail terminé, ce bon père de famille rentre dans son 200 mètres carré, récupérer la recette de sa fille prostituée, et le butin de son fils cambrioleur. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Soeur Thérèse.com >---> Frère <span style="font-size: large;">Thierry.con</span></span></b></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Contrairement à son homologue féminin, Frère Thierry est aussi incapable que les gendarmes du secteurs à résoudre les enquêtes de routine (d'ailleurs je ne m'explique toujours pas d'où leur est venu l'idée farfelue qu'une bonne sœur puisse résoudre des enquêtes policières). Seule solution pour que les affaires aient une chance d'être résolues : que les fauteurs de trouble soient également des bras-cassés.</span></span><i><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></i></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Louis la Brocante <i>>--</i>-> Louise la Craquante</b></span></span><i><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></i><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Si Louise possède aussi sa vieille camionnette, elle est aménagée tout confort, et est souvent garée sur des terrains vagues en sortie d'agglomération . La seule antiquité qu'elle vend, c'est son corps ; et elle remporte encore un franc succès auprès des ouvriers, commerçants, fonctionnaires, hommes d'affaires et gendarmes qui constituent sa clientèle. En outre, les confidences qu'elle recueille de ces hommes, lui donne les clefs pour démêler les querelles qui agitent le village...</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>D'autres séries ont attiré mon attention :</i></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Plus belle la vie >---> Plus belge la vie</b></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Vous l'aurez deviné, la série se passe à Bruxelles</span><span style="font-size: small;">. Sophie, une serveuse de bar est secrètement amoureuse de Jack, un libraire pas très viril, coiffé à la Tintin, qui se trouve être gay ; ce qui ne plais pas à Dany, un immigré chtimi, aux valeurs matchistes, qui a des vues sur Sophie. Il est bien pote avec Gérard, un fils de mineur Wallon, venu chercher du travail dans la capitale. Les deux chômeurs passent leurs journées dans la brasserie de George, un spécialiste en bières blanches, qui emploie Sophie. Lionel, un quadragénaire cadre, pro-belge, également intéressé par Sophie, regarde de haut Dany et Gérard, lorsqu'il vient chercher son moule-frite quotidien et prendre une bonne bière 100% belge au bar. Il visite aussi régulièrement la librairie de Jack, avec qui il partage sa passion presque fanatique pour les BD belges ( et peut-être même plus). Il y a aussi Azdin, un collaborateur de Lionel, magrébin bien intégré, qui part régulièrement aux Pays-bas le sourire aux lèvres. Son cousin Amhed, qui lui fournit sa dope, en revanche trempe dans des affaires beaucoup moins nettes. Et puis il y a Jean-Marc, ce richissime français, installé de fraîche date*, qui promet à Sophie monts et merveilles ; au grand dam de ses autres prétendants, qui on en plus déjà tous une raison de l'envier ou de le haïr. Autan dire qu'ils chercherons le moindre prétexte pour lui nuire.</span></span></div>
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* <i>sans doute pour échapper à un certain bouclier fiscal. </i><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Les Cordiers Juge et Flic >---> Les Cordiers jaugent le frique</b></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Flic ripoux et juge véreux, les Cordiers forment un duo judiciaire dont le but est plus de s'enrichir et de défendre ces intérêts personnels, que d'assurer une justice vraiment impartiale. Les affaires se succèdent avec leurs lots de pots de vins, d'arrangement avec la mafia ; mais jusqu'où iront-ils, jusqu'à quand leurs combines passeront-elles inaperçues ? </span><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Camping Paradis >---> Camping pas ravi</b></span></span> </span> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Je verrai bien l'excellent couple de petits vieux de "Scènes de ménage" débarquer dans un camping, et passer son séjour à se plaindre, à faire tourner en bourrique le personnel et ses voisins.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Alice Nevers, le juge est une <span style="font-size: large;">femme >---> Malices pervers, le juge est infâme</span></b></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">On peut imaginer un juge qui est aussi intraitable le jour avec les accusés, qu'il est pernicieux la nuit avec sa femmes, lors de jeux coquins et sado-mazos. La série pourrait faire le parallèle entre ces deux extrêmes. </span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;">Famille d'accue<span style="font-size: large;">il </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></b></span><b><span style="font-size: large;">>---><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"> Famille <span style="font-size: large;">d’écueil</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></b><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Ce titre conviendrait sans doute mieux, tant ce genre de séries sociales a tendance à montrer plus les galères que les moments de joie.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Profilage </span></b></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></b></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><b><span style="font-size: large;">>---></span><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"> Pro-filage</span> </span></b></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></b><b> </b><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Un expert de la police scientifique, une ingénieur textile, une micro-biologiste, un consultant en prêt-à porter, et une ancienne employée de Phildar : cette équipe de choc possède toutes les compétences techniques pour réunir des preuves et résoudre des affaires à partir de simples fibres textiles, ou de vêtements retrouvé sur les lieux de crime. ils ont par exemple pu savoir, contre toute attente, que c'était la grand-mère Martin qui avait tué le petit Kevin, retrouvé empalé sur des aiguilles à tricoter, grâce à des fibres du pull en laine jaune trouvées près du cadavre, qu'elle s'était elle-même tricoté avec ces mêmes aiguilles. En revanches ses motivations restent obscures.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Section de recherche >---> Di<span style="font-size: large;">ss</span>e<span style="font-size: large;">c</span>tion de recherche</span></b></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">La phrase d'accroche pourrait être: "Le corps humain n'a pas de secret pour eux, et il n'en n'aura bientôt plus pour vous". Cette série policière, se déroulerait à l'institut médico-légal de Paris, et serait en effet centrée sur les autopsies, étape trop souvent négligée dans les enquêtes criminelles. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Partez à la découvertes des merveilles du corps humain, explorez les muscles, fracturez les os, plongez jusqu'au cœur des organes, à la recherche d'indices pouvant révéler les causes de la mort du patient, ou son identité. Les étudiants en médecines et en chirurgie y trouveront leur bonheur. Les autres peuvent déjà se prémunir de sacs à vomis. </span></span></div>
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<br />Ghislainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02933480400620446637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7746293194961327531.post-50867911887295258972013-02-22T14:37:00.001-08:002013-02-22T14:37:23.992-08:00Les séries américaines des années 80<br />
<i><span style="font-size: large;">J'ai décidé d'élargir mon champs parodique en proposant des versions alternatives aux<span style="font-size: large;"> </span>séries américaines qui ont marqué les années 80. </span></i><br />
<i><span style="font-size: large;">Je m'excuse d'avance pour certains jeux de mots.</span></i><br />
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 115%;">La petite
maison dans la prairie ---> La petite maison dans l’après-vie</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;"> L’histoire
de ce hameau tranquille a mal tourné : Carry ne s’est jamais relevée de sa
chute. Laura Ingalls et Nellie Oleson ont fini par s’entretuer, entraînant dans
leur suite une guerre impitoyable entre voisins, faisant des dizaines de morts
et de blessés. La mère Ingalls s’est suicidée après les décès prématurés de ces
filles ; et Charles Ingalls, dans un esprit de vengeance, a éradiqué la
famille Oleson. Des indiens profitent alors de la situation pour lancer une
malédiction (il fallait bien une explication) : toutes les victimes des
massacres reviennent à la vie pour mieux dévorer leurs concitoyens. Les quelques
survivants, accablés, se barricadent dans les masures en ruines, pour résister
aux zombis de leurs proches, tout en continuant à s’entretuer à la première
occasion. La rivalité entre les familles Ingalls et Olesen perdure, par delà la
mort. A la tête des clans zombis, Laura et Nellies, devenues monstrueuses, se
livrent une guerre sans merci.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 115%;">L’agence
tous risques ---> L’agence touristes</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;"> Cannibale, Barricada,
Buté et Loupé, d’anciens soldats décident, pour se reconvertir dans le civil,
de créer une agence de voyage. Pour se démarquer de leurs concurrents, ils font
le choix de proposer des destinations dans des régions réputées difficiles, où
la corruption et les trafics en tous genres sont monnaie courante. Ils mettent à
profit leur passé militaire pour s’occuper des truands et escrocs locaux, et leurs
génie du bricolage leurs permet d’aménager vite fait bien fait les hôtels et
zones de loisirs destinés aux touristes.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Mission
impossible ---> Admission impossible</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;"> Des flics de
quartier, un peu pommés, cherchent par tous les moyens à intégrer les forces
spéciales de la police (CIA, FBI…) sans jamais y parvenir.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Chips
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;"> Je me
demande juste si les filles trouvent les deux motards craquants ?</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Docteur Queen,
femme médecin ---> Docteur Gwine, femme lèche-seins</span> </div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Mac Gyver
---> Marc Gaveur</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 115%;"> </span><span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;"> Marc, un
producteur de fois-gras du sud-ouest est la cible systématique de groupes extrémistes
de protection des animaux, qui détériorent régulièrement son matériel de gavage
d’oies. Heureusement l’éleveur peut compter sur son ingéniosité, et ces talents
innés de bricoleur pour mener à bien sa tâche de gaveur.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;"> </span><span style="font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Santa
Barbara ---> Ça te barbera</span><span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;"> </span></div>
<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;"> Fameuse
parodie des Inconnus, avec son générique :</span><br />
<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">« Ca te
barbera. Tu ne sais pas pourquoi tu regardes ça…</span><span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;"> </span><br />
<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">…mais c’est
plus fort que toi. »</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 115%;">L’homme
qui valait trois milliard ---> L’homme qui volait trois milliards</span>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;"> Le
responsable du projet de recherche destiné à créer un homme bionique doté de
pouvoirs surhumains, finalement plus intéressé par l’argent, détourne les 3
milliards de dollars alloués au projet pour son profit personnel.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 115%;">--->L’homme
qui valait trois dinars</span>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;"> Version
tunisienne, où un chômeur, excédé d’être ignoré par le gouvernement, décide de
se vendre sur internet pour seulement trois dinars. Un fabricant de textiles
semble intéressé par l’offre, pour faire tourner son atelier clandestin….</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 115%;">K-2000
---> Simca 2000</span>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;"> Version
sixties de la célèbre série ; si la Simca 2000 est bel et bien un coupé
sport, elle était plus courante dans les années 60.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Dallas
---> Damas</span>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;"> Une version
plus actuelle, où la famille Al-Assad qui dirige la Syrie prend la place de la
famille Ewing du Texas (à noter que les 2 familles aspirent à la richesse et au pouvoir).
J-R, l’homme d’affaire sans scrupules est interprété par Bachar (le président
syrien), l’homme de guerre sans scrupules, les deux personnages étant tout
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Le générique
marche aussi : « Damaaas ! Ton univers impitoyable ! ».</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14.0pt; line-height: 115%;">Alerte à
Malibu ---> Alberte a mal au bout</span>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;"> Version
brésilienne, sur la plage de Copacabana.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"></span> Un seul personnage travesti remplace à la fois David Hasselhof et Pamela
Anderson. Il souffre de problèmes gynécologiques et tente de soulager ses
douleurs avec de l’eau de mer…</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12.0pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>Si vous avez d'autres séries en tête ou d'autres idées de parodies sur ce thème, n'hésitez-pas à m'en faire part</i><i>. </i></span> </span></div>
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Ghislainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02933480400620446637noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7746293194961327531.post-13438736874763907192013-02-06T08:15:00.000-08:002013-02-15T09:05:31.338-08:00Ouverture du blog<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">Bonjour et bienvenu à tous !</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">Merci d'assister à l'inauguration de mon nouveau blog,<span style="font-size: large;"> </span>"Le Boulevard de la Parodie".</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">Je remercie la fidélité de ceux qui me suive depuis "La Tanière des mots" ; j'espère encore les surprendre par de bonnes trouvailles. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">J'avais en effet besoin d'un plus grand espace de stockage pour mes fameuses parodies de chansons ; et elles méritaient largement que je leur réserve un blog. <span style="font-size: large;">Il me reste encore pas mal de thèmes à aborder, et de chansons à saborder <span style="font-size: large;">!</span></span> La chanson française est pour moi un <span style="font-size: large;">formid</span>able gisement de matières premièr<span style="font-size: large;">es, qu'une vie entière ne suffirait pas à exploiter.</span> </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">Pour commencer, je vous invite à découvrir ma version de "Belle" dans la pompeuse comédie musicale Notre Dame de Paris<span style="font-size: large;">(lien en haut à gauche)<span style="font-size: large;">.</span></span></span></span></div>
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